We're probably not taking clients.
But if your idea’s tight, your ask is clear, and you’re not a mess to work with — we’ll take a look.
No calls. No chaos. Just clean builds for bold ideas.
About Crispy Goat
We’re not rebels. We’re just not interested in bloated process or polished nonsense. We build fast, build smart, and don’t make you sit through three weeks of slides to get a working feature.
Our background? Senior engineers, product thinkers, and systems architects with two decades of hard-won experience. Startups, agencies, compliance-heavy industries — we’ve shipped in all of them.
40+ Products Launched
From seed-stage MVPs to industry-grade internal tools — we’ve seen it, built it, shipped it.
Built for Compliance
HIPAA, SOC2, WCAG — we’ve done it. Secure, accessible software is our default.
20+ Years Combined Dev Experience
No juniors. No handoffs. Just seasoned engineers shipping real software.
Why Choose Crispy Goat
We’re not a branding farm. We’re builders. Come to us when you’re ready to skip the posturing and ship real things.
No Drag, Just Dev
We move quickly because we know what matters. Less ceremony, more working code.
We Think, Then Build
Strategy and execution under one roof. No handoffs, no lost context — just smart, aligned delivery.
No Bloat, All Signal
We integrate with your stack, not against it. What works, we keep. What doesn't, we replace.
What We Actually Do
Sites Built Right
Fast, modern Astro sites. Zero bloat, just code that works.
Real Email, Not Gmail
Get yourname@yourdomain with proper SPF, DKIM, DMARC setup.
Clean Cloud, No Rent
Private cloud or free-tier mastery. We set it up, you use it.
Robots That Work
n8n and AI automation for boring tasks. No dashboards, just done.
Unfuck Your Stack
Hourly tech rescue. We won't judge, but we will fix it fast.
Code, Not Clicks
Custom snippets, functions, integrations. Real code, not duct tape.
How It Works
1. Submit
Fill out the pitch form. Be clear, be concise, be compelling. No calls. No intros. Just the facts.
2. We Review
If it sparks interest, we’ll send a proposal with pricing and scope. If not, you'll never hear from us. No offense.
3. You Approve
Like the plan? Pay the deposit. We lock the timeline and move. Still no meetings.
4. We Ship
You get working code, design, or whatever else you paid for. On time. Done right. No drama.
Ready to Get Started?
We’re selective, but if your project fits our vibe, we’ll give it everything we’ve got.
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