/CRISPYGOAT

We're probably not taking clients.

But if your idea’s tight, your ask is clear, and you’re not a mess to work with — we’ll take a look.

No calls. No chaos. Just clean builds for bold ideas.

About Crispy Goat

We’re not rebels. We’re just not interested in bloated process or polished nonsense. We build fast, build smart, and don’t make you sit through three weeks of slides to get a working feature.

Our background? Senior engineers, product thinkers, and systems architects with two decades of hard-won experience. Startups, agencies, compliance-heavy industries — we’ve shipped in all of them.

40+ Products Launched

From seed-stage MVPs to industry-grade internal tools — we’ve seen it, built it, shipped it.

Built for Compliance

HIPAA, SOC2, WCAG — we’ve done it. Secure, accessible software is our default.

20+ Years Combined Dev Experience

No juniors. No handoffs. Just seasoned engineers shipping real software.

Why Choose Crispy Goat

We’re not a branding farm. We’re builders. Come to us when you’re ready to skip the posturing and ship real things.

No Drag, Just Dev

We move quickly because we know what matters. Less ceremony, more working code.

We Think, Then Build

Strategy and execution under one roof. No handoffs, no lost context — just smart, aligned delivery.

No Bloat, All Signal

We integrate with your stack, not against it. What works, we keep. What doesn't, we replace.

What We Actually Do

Sites Built Right

Fast, modern Astro sites. Zero bloat, just code that works.

Real Email, Not Gmail

Get yourname@yourdomain with proper SPF, DKIM, DMARC setup.

Clean Cloud, No Rent

Private cloud or free-tier mastery. We set it up, you use it.

Robots That Work

n8n and AI automation for boring tasks. No dashboards, just done.

Unfuck Your Stack

Hourly tech rescue. We won't judge, but we will fix it fast.

Code, Not Clicks

Custom snippets, functions, integrations. Real code, not duct tape.

How It Works

1. Submit

Fill out the pitch form. Be clear, be concise, be compelling. No calls. No intros. Just the facts.

2. We Review

If it sparks interest, we’ll send a proposal with pricing and scope. If not, you'll never hear from us. No offense.

3. You Approve

Like the plan? Pay the deposit. We lock the timeline and move. Still no meetings.

4. We Ship

You get working code, design, or whatever else you paid for. On time. Done right. No drama.

Ready to Get Started?

We’re selective, but if your project fits our vibe, we’ll give it everything we’ve got.

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